dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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