I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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