Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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