a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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