i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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