This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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