He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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