So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
DRUNK COOKIES
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