I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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