the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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