It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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