I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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