No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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