sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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