So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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