Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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