Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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