It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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