ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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