Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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