idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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