Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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