Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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