On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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