We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
