never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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