You really coming over, don't trick.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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