singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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