what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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