If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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