So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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