I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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