I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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