I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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