Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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