1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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