you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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