i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
now i know why i became what i already was.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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