Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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