I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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