I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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