it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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