You work out of a Hotel?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I will be naked everywhere
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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