Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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