i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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