if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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