She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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