At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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