This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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