What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
The ass gains better be worth it
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