I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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