Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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