accomplished twins. life is a go
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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