Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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