At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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