I smell stomach acid.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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