stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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